I know this is starting to look like my thoughts are completely occupied by Glee, but that's because they are. Chris is the human equivalent of that panda bear. He is adorable. How could anyone not think so? And something else he shares with pandas. The sensible part of human society wants to hug a panda, and wants to hug Chris, and yet they know, this is not the right thing to do. (According to Gail Collins 5% of Americans are just bat-shit crazy, paraphrased.) Somewhere deep down lots of us would like to hug a panda bear, but something tells us not to break into the zoo and do it. Similarly, something about Chris may make us want to hug him, but (as far as I know) no one hunts him down to do so. If they do they are part of that 5%. And Gail Collins is absolutely awesome by the way. She always makes me laugh.
Actually do we still call it a panda bear even though we know they're not bears? Have I reverted to my childhood when they were still called that? I think we just go with panda now, but panda bear sounds more cuddly.
Well, we definitely call him Chris Colfer
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